Pianotable.

Pianotable? Yes, pianotable.

Some people might say this is a terrible piano because it doesn’t have pedals, or that it will sound awful because it lacks exposed speakers (yeah it’s digital), or that you won’t be sitting at the right height to play it comfortably when you’re at the right height to eat off of it, so you’ll have to buy adjustable dining chairs.

Some other people might say that it’s a terrible table because it requires you to drape a power cord across your dining room floor, and because you can’t spill anything on it ever.

Those people can all suck it. For just triple the price of a good piano plus a good table, you can get both a terrible table and a terrible piano in one. Why? Because shut up. It’s design!