Drop-crotch pants?

I hadn’t heard the term until Liana tooted about them, so I went to Google Images, and I… I just… fuck, look at this:

This is not fashion, or even clothing. This is despair.

This is the baked-on gunk that’s stuck to the saucepan from the time the phone rang and you forgot you were making Spaghettios but the pan’s still fine otherwise so rather than washing the pan you just wash the gunk every time because if you can’t scrub it off with steel wool it’s damn well not about to come off in your dinner and anyway it may be gunk but at least it’s clean gunk and hey, it used to be food, right? But instead of a gunky saucepan it’s your crotch.