OK, so you know what this is, right? Angela from The Office with boobs stuck to her forehead in last night’s opening gag?

Look closely. I don’t know if NBC, Deedle-Dee Productions, Hulu, or the FCC is to blame here, but the nipples are pixelated.

I haven’t seen the uncensored version (if it exists), but I’m pretty sure those are dots. Not nipples. Dots. Drawn on a Post-it with a Sharpie. And you aren’t allowed to see them.

I’m done, America.