BY THE WAY

weselec:

When I encounter something that confuses me or just moves too goddamn fast, my first inclination is to blame it for being misguided or some shit. The Venture Bros AIN’T THAT. That show is outright amazing and I am dumb for not keeping up and you should be watching it because it transcends humor into some other realm where comedy only exists for the intelligent. My god.

I sometimes try to tell people that Venture Bros. is the funniest, best-written show ever to appear on Adult Swim, and that it would be much more successful if it weren’t part of a programming block designed to deliver, in concert with the peaks and valleys of its viewers’ various psychotropic flume rides, ads for restaurants whose chief virtue is that you can go there right now and get your fix without even remembering where your wallet is because when you sat down on the couch you got for free off the street at the end of last semester you absorbed enough loose change in your buttocks’ meaty folds to buy a six-pack of chimichurrupalitos and if you hurry you’ll only miss one 11-minute “episode” of that show with the talking meatball actually that one’s pretty funny I like it when Carl touches himself wait weren’t we going to get food at some point.

No one ever listens.