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My pump came with an instructional DVD and I got through about 20 seconds until I saw Ron Jeremy talking about my ‘plump wet pussy,’ at which point I had to turn it off before entertaining the idea of using my pussy pump to gouge out my eyes so I could somehow unsee the chicken salad sandwich living in Ron Jeremy’s mustache.

One quiet afternoon in September, WordPress finished serving its purpose. The author of Vagina Drum clicked Publish, and the final permutation snapped into place. Every possible sentence had, at long last, been blogged.

Overhead, without any fuss, the stars were going out.

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