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Beth is a sweet, funny lady and I had a lot of fun hanging out with her today.
But hoo boy does she ever cheat at mini-golf.
I bet she’s telling everyone she ate that donut in three bites. It was twelve bites, Beth. I saw the whole thing. And the last one was off your shoe.

Beth is a sweet, funny lady and I had a lot of fun hanging out with her today.

But hoo boy does she ever cheat at mini-golf.

I bet she’s telling everyone she ate that donut in three bites. It was twelve bites, Beth. I saw the whole thing. And the last one was off your shoe.

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