The Verdana, it burns. So much worse than I had imagined.

“I said kern it tighter! I can still see daylight between that R and that I! I don’t want anyone thinking contemporary, minimalist home furnishings when they look at this graphic! I want them thinking happy hour at IHOP! I want them to think the whole fucking alphabet is one big goddamn ligature!”

Heckuva job, Ikea.