The new Canon EOS 7D has a wireless flash transmitter built in.

Which means you can put your flash (or multiple flashes) on a tripod across the room and the camera will set it off remotely using black magic.

Also nineteen autofocus points, 1080p HD video, digital level (yes, a digital fucking level that you can see through the viewfinder), and all-new smarter everything. And it causes $1000 less divorce than the 5D Mark II.

If my wife asks, these are flowers and chocolates that I’m up at 4am preordering. Delicious, 18-megapixel chocolates.