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In all my life, I have never been more certain of anything than the following: This is a typo / transcription error / Kindle fuckup on par with the mistranslation that led to the doctrine of the virgin birth; Millennia from now, when we’re sifting through the burned wreckage of Western civilization, we’ll find this page and realize, collectively, that everything was fine until the moment we let British fantasy authors carry freshwater fish into airports.

In all my life, I have never been more certain of anything than the following:

  1. This is a typo / transcription error / Kindle fuckup on par with the mistranslation that led to the doctrine of the virgin birth;
  2. Millennia from now, when we’re sifting through the burned wreckage of Western civilization, we’ll find this page and realize, collectively, that everything was fine until the moment we let British fantasy authors carry freshwater fish into airports.
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