Moxy Früvous, “Johnny Saucep’n” (01:26)

The only song I know of that 1) features a penny-whistle and 2) rhymes kitchen with Solzhenitsyn.

Basil endive Parmesan shrimp live lobster hamster Worcester Muenster caviar radicchio snow pea scampi Roquefort meat squirt blue beef red alert pork hocks side flanks cantaloupe sheep shanks provolone flatbread goat’s head soup Gruyère cheese angelhair please and a vichyssoise and a cabbage and the crawfish claws.

God I miss these guys.