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EXT. NEAR FENWAY PARK - DAY

By the side of the road, we encounter a flock of CANADA GEESE.

PERMENTER (making goose noises):
Wak. Sweeneys. Wak wak. Sweeneys.

SWEEN (from behind, not having heard):
MY COUNTRYMEN!

PERMENTER (under his breath):
Beat you to it, asshole.

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