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toldorknown:

dwineman:
“We’ve secretly replaced Dan’s internet with something unbelievably horrifying. Let’s see if he screams AAAAAAIAIIIIIIGHH GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME while clawing at his skin.”
Top Five Things dwineman May Have Meant To Finish With
Retailers
Rental
Reclamation centers
Rationing
Refractory index

It was “reduction.” I’m making gravy.

toldorknown:

dwineman:

“We’ve secretly replaced Dan’s internet with something unbelievably horrifying. Let’s see if he screams AAAAAAIAIIIIIIGHH GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME while clawing at his skin.”

Top Five Things dwineman May Have Meant To Finish With

  1. Retailers
  2. Rental
  3. Reclamation centers
  4. Rationing
  5. Refractory index

It was “reduction.” I’m making gravy.

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