That thing you guys are doing where you post the childhood playthings you’ve foolishly carted around with you your entire adult lives? You guys about done with that?

No? I’ll wait.

Done now?

This is what’s in my basement.

Manufactured in 1993, when things were still awesome. One of the finest pinballs ever created. I may not know much about much, but I know you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced Lost in the Zone (spoiler alert).

Everything on this machine is original equipment or NOS except a replica Slot Machine plastic piece and the Clock circuitboard (the factory ones tended to melt from the heat of the incandescent lamps on them, so I replaced mine with an LED board some guy on rec.games.pinball was selling).

And because I am a total dork, I installed a subwoofer.

But how rude of me. What were you saying about Lazer Tag?