One day a group of yogurt executives decided to market a yogurt that makes you shit. Poop yogurt, for your generation. These yogurt men called themselves Yo-Plus and they needed a graphic designer that could draw a logo that visually said both ‘taking a shit’ and ‘delicious.’

You might as well design a logo that travels back in time to invent leprechauns and buy stock in George Foreman Grills. It’s a task that’s fucking impossible flying on a luck dragon. People don’t want to hear about poop while they eat creamy, lumpy dairy food! But that genius graphic designer somehow did it. He or she drew some bubbles churning in a naked woman’s belly that said bowel loosening and fruit flavor all at the same time, and in a world where that can be achieved, some dickhead should have been able to program at least one fleeting moment of fun into a game about curling.