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When I first read it, this sounded completely plausible, but something just seemed… off. So I put my unparalleled internet sleuthing powers to work, and—well, I’ll just come right out and say it: BAILEY IS A QUIZNO’S P.R. BOT. All that animal stacking was just to get us to buy soggy sandwiches. Ingenious, really.

When I first read it, this sounded completely plausible, but something just seemed… off. So I put my unparalleled internet sleuthing powers to work, and—well, I’ll just come right out and say it:

BAILEY IS A QUIZNO’S P.R. BOT.

All that animal stacking was just to get us to buy soggy sandwiches. Ingenious, really.

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