This may be the most audaciously stupid song ever to hit the Billboard top 10: “Hocus Pocus” by Focus. 1971.

Contains parts for electric guitar, alto flute, accordion, and tenor yodel. The album it comes from also features a 23-minute-long prog-rock interpretation of the opera Euridice.

The lead vocalist and composer of this tune is a guy named Thighs. (OK, so he spells it Thijs. He’s Dutch. It’s still funny.)