Dear newspapers

You know how you’re dying and stuff? And you know how a lot of you do that “Registration required” thing that keeps potential new readers from seeing your articles online without entering personal information, which is useless to you anyway because it’s pretty much all made up? And you know how none of your competition does that, except for other dying newspapers?

I’m sure I’m not the first to suggest this, but here goes:

HOW TO NOT DIE

1. Stop that shit.