I don’t know what this sickness is called

but it started with “Hey, if I buy wireless headphones I can listen to Jon Stewart while I do the dishes,” took a left turn through “★★ Nice use of multitouch, but I can’t hear my podcasts while I’m playing,” and I’m afraid it’s going to wind up with me face down in a puddle of Firefox tabs, CPU pegged, Refresh button in each hand, waiting for the playlist to end so I can wonder where it all went wrong.