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iPhone SLR lens mount: new favorite dumbest thing ever!
Below: two new memory cards I just got in the mail (total weight: 18g).
Above: the amount of packaging SanDisk apparently believes is appropriate (total weight: 80g).
I’m not sure it even makes sense to comment on wastefulness in the electronics industry these days, even when the excess is so excessive that fully four fifths of a product’s mass gets sent to a landfill in the first minute of use. It’s like complaining about gravity, or the passage of time, or the belly buttons on a Twinkie.
So instead I’ll just say: SanDisk, this sickens me, and I’ll be avoiding your products from now on.
PROFESSOR: Less.
J.J.: Like that?
PROFESSOR: No, less than that.
J.J. (making an adjustment): How about now?
PROFESSOR: Less still.
J.J.: Gosh. Okay, how’s that?
PROFESSOR: Even less. You’ll be amazed how much less you can get away with.
J.J.: But it’ll ruin the shot!
PROFESSOR: Nah. Have some confidence. Wait, what are you shooting on, Velvia?
J.J. (embarrassed): K… Kodachrome.
PROFESSOR: Oh. Oh wow. Yeah, don’t even worry. That stuff’s so sparkly you can hold a Bic lighter up to the lens and get enough flare for like a dozen tender childhood moments.
J.J.: I just… I don’t think I can do it on my own. It’s just too un-flarey.
PROFESSOR: Trust yourself, Jeffrey Jacob. Let go.
(J.J. looks into the PROFESSOR’S eyes for a long beat, then steels himself.)
J.J.: I’m… I think… I think I’m doing it. (One at a time, and with obvious difficulty, he turns off the spotlights, flood lamps, and high-powered lasers that have been firing into the lens from all sides.) There.
PROFESSOR: See?
J.J.: This is amazing. (Removes a string of blinking Christmas lights that was wrapped around the camera.) I can hardly see any lens flare at all anymore.
PROFESSOR: I knew you had it in you.
J.J.: Just look at that contrast ratio. And the faces. They’re so clear and unobstructed. My god, I think the entire shot is in focus! (Weeping.) It’s like… it’s like a multiverse of bearable cinematography just opened up before me! You’ve changed my life, Professor! Thank you! Thank you!
PROFESSOR: By the way, I fucked your sister.
Information Architects has posted a nice response to my piece about App Store pricing and Neven’s reblog. They go into a fair amount of detail about just how much work it takes for a third party to develop a high-quality app for Mac or iOS, the thinking behind their pricing, and how well it’s all worked out for them.
One part that stood out to me:
A nice side effect: Pricing iA Writer higher than the average makes it possible for our competitors to go up with their price. And, believe it or not, we want healthy competitors that fight on a higher level.
What a great attitude. I think I might buy iA Writer just to support these guys.
I’m not a programmer/software engineer, but I can’t imagine that the same amount of work went into writing the code for iA Writer than did the code for Pages. I know. I know. It’s not fair to compare them. Oranges and Apples. Different resources, vastly different sales volume & demand, etc. Completely different playing fields.
But seriously? $20 for an app that is basically a scaled down version of TextEdit vs $20 for an app that is a genuinely good word processor and page layout tool? Can anyone explain to me how that makes any sense?
You can’t compare the price of Pages with that of iA Writer directly, because the two pricing strategies have vastly different goals. Information Architects (the company that makes Writer) is trying to profit from the sale of software. Apple, however, is trying to profit from the sale of hardware. Software is a complement of hardware, and in any market, one of the best ways to make more money is to commoditize your complements.
Every product in the marketplace has substitutes and complements. A substitute is another product you might buy if the first product is too expensive. Chicken is a substitute for beef. If you’re a chicken farmer and the price of beef goes up, the people will want more chicken, and you will sell more.
A complement is a product that you usually buy together with another product. Gas and cars are complements. Computer hardware is a classic complement of computer operating systems. And babysitters are a complement of dinner at fine restaurants. In a small town, when the local five star restaurant has a two-for-one Valentine’s day special, the local babysitters double their rates. (Actually, the nine-year-olds get roped into early service.)
All else being equal, demand for a product increases when the prices of its complements decrease.
Apple is trying to commoditize iOS and Mac software to increase sales of iOS and Mac hardware. Just about every decision they’ve made regarding the design and management of the App Store, when viewed through that lens, suddenly makes sense. But it’s very bad for developers, and ultimately for users who want to be able to buy quality software, if the only viable App Store strategy is to build inexpensive, shallow toy apps, price them at $0.99, and hope for a smash hit.
I don’t want the App Store to become an Angry Doodle Ninja wasteland, and I suspect you don’t either. So let’s kill this meme that software priced lower than a large pizza is somehow “expensive,” and let’s not fall into the trap of comparing third-party apps to Apple apps based on price. Apple is playing a different game.
Update: Information Architects responds.