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Hey there. I like you. I really like you. Actually, strike that. I love you. I love you SO much. I really, really, love the heck out of you. You’re just completely awesome and perfect. Completely. Not a single flaw. But you know, it wouldn’t hurt if you picked up your laundry off the floor once in a while. That’s OK though, because you’re so fantastic and good at doing things. Again, LOVE LOVE LOVE. You’re the greatest. Love ya. Bye.
Every Presidential speech ever
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Sep
6th
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I went to kind of a dark place here. (A dark, sweaty place.)

I went to kind of a dark place here. (A dark, sweaty place.)

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Sep
3rd
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Microsoft and Apple got ahold of multitouch technology at about the same time.

Microsoft made a big dumb table for fancy hotels.

Apple made two new industries.

Microsoft and Apple got ahold of multitouch technology at about the same time.

Microsoft made a big dumb table for fancy hotels.

Apple made two new industries.

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4th
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penllawen:

Really pleased with how this turned out.

The less of this you read, the better.

penllawen:

Really pleased with how this turned out.

The less of this you read, the better.

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Jul
22nd
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On the other hand, I can’t come up with a good reason not to follow a faucet company on Twitter.

On the other hand, I can’t come up with a good reason not to follow a faucet company on Twitter.

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Jul
18th
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The children’s show Yo Gabba Gabba! features a segment in which an awkward 60ish guy who introduces himself as “Mark” draws pictures that come to life.

Today I learned: “Mark” is Mark Mothersbaugh.

The children’s show Yo Gabba Gabba! features a segment in which an awkward 60ish guy who introduces himself as “Mark” draws pictures that come to life.

Today I learned: “Mark” is Mark Mothersbaugh.

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Jul
16th
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seoulbrother:

I guess I don’t know how this works. For example: how do you determine where the 8-circles go. Oh, I see, three of them rest on each other at the top. But what about the 8 that intersects with the other 8 to form the leaf? What’s going on there? It looks like it’s bisected by the pink rectangle but not by the green and the circumference doesn’t rest on any of the lines. Do you just move it along the pink line until you’re happy with the way the leaf looks?

And what’s going on with 13 there? Is it supposed to define the height of the apple? If so, why is it a little taller than the height-through-center? Maybe it’s the guide by which to align the 1, 2, 3, 5 and 8-circles around the… and where did those two blue lines come from?

I get where the proportions come from but I’m dumb about this application. But this picture of the Laon Cathedral and this article about modern logo designs that use the ratio makes sense.

Again, I’m dumb about this and open to explanation.

UPDATE: And because there’s no source listed, I can’t email the person that’s making this stuff up.

It isn’t entirely bullshit. The sizes of the squares in the golden spiral (the pink thing) are elements of the Fibonacci sequence: 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13. And the radii of some of the circles from which the apple is constructed follow this sequence, apparently. Looks like the 13-circle was fudged a bit, but it’s close.

But the pink overlay in this diagram makes no sense whatsoever. It doesn’t circumscribe or bisect or in any way relate to anything else. The green rectangle is a golden ratio, but I guess you’re supposed to ignore the fact that it doesn’t match the width of the image. And the blue lines don’t serve any purpose at all.

No, this is just a minor observation about a few carefully selected proportions in the Apple logo dressed up to look profound. Sorry to disappoint.

seoulbrother:

I guess I don’t know how this works. For example: how do you determine where the 8-circles go. Oh, I see, three of them rest on each other at the top. But what about the 8 that intersects with the other 8 to form the leaf? What’s going on there? It looks like it’s bisected by the pink rectangle but not by the green and the circumference doesn’t rest on any of the lines. Do you just move it along the pink line until you’re happy with the way the leaf looks?

And what’s going on with 13 there? Is it supposed to define the height of the apple? If so, why is it a little taller than the height-through-center? Maybe it’s the guide by which to align the 1, 2, 3, 5 and 8-circles around the… and where did those two blue lines come from?

I get where the proportions come from but I’m dumb about this application. But this picture of the Laon Cathedral and this article about modern logo designs that use the ratio makes sense.

Again, I’m dumb about this and open to explanation.

UPDATE: And because there’s no source listed, I can’t email the person that’s making this stuff up.

It isn’t entirely bullshit. The sizes of the squares in the golden spiral (the pink thing) are elements of the Fibonacci sequence: 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13. And the radii of some of the circles from which the apple is constructed follow this sequence, apparently. Looks like the 13-circle was fudged a bit, but it’s close.

But the pink overlay in this diagram makes no sense whatsoever. It doesn’t circumscribe or bisect or in any way relate to anything else. The green rectangle is a golden ratio, but I guess you’re supposed to ignore the fact that it doesn’t match the width of the image. And the blue lines don’t serve any purpose at all.

No, this is just a minor observation about a few carefully selected proportions in the Apple logo dressed up to look profound. Sorry to disappoint.

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Jul
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Applying for a passport for a two-year-old is weird.

Applying for a passport for a two-year-old is weird.

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Jul
12th
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iPhone SLR lens mount: new favorite dumbest thing ever!

iPhone SLR lens mount: new favorite dumbest thing ever!

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