July 2009
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Melissa: I’m already packing in my head. Josh: I’m already getting mad at you for eating the last of the corn nuts. Melissa: I already got us lost. Josh: I’m already getting a ticket and trying to tell the cop that you’ll blow him to let us out of it. Melissa: I’m already telling him you’re the worst dad ever.
— awryone and melissasantos look forward to a road...
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Weird-ass iPhone bug
Try this on the latest iPhone OS (3.0 or 3.1 beta):
Open the Notes app add create a new note.
Type the word “Follow” all by itself as the first word in the note. Don’t type any spaces or returns.
Go back to the list of notes.
Tap the note you just created.
Tap to the left of the word “Follow” to place the cursor at the beginning of the word.
Type the letter...
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Cannot facilitate a checkout, transaction, or...
appreview:
Apple will reject apps that allow you to purchase items from a third party. My deal tracking app was rejected and I was told to launch that content in Safari instead. Of course that defeats part of the purpose of such an app.
Submitted by Craig Hunter.
Wait wait wait what?
So how long until eBay, Amazon, and PayPal have their apps removed from the store?
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“We ended up cutting the entire mermaid massacre, because that dipshit Michael...”
– Screenwriter Diablo Cody, from the PRUFROCK: REVENGE OF THE PEACHEATER DVD commentary
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“That’s funny. Because I measure out my coffee spoons with LIVES.”
– PRUFROCK: REVENGE OF THE PEACHEATER dir. Michael Bay
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This post is for Mike,
a friend of mine who isn’t on Tumblr, but who reads this blog. Mike said that he was having trouble figuring out the deeper meaning in my posts.
Don’t worry, Mike, there isn’t any deeper meaning. It’s turtles all the way down.
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A fake conversation that I totally made up, which...
Wife: I have to poop.
Me: We could go to Hooters. The baby would like it there.
Wife: I'll poop in somebody's cleavage.
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Twitter friends that I've met in real life
@baileygenine
@melissasantos
@gordonshumway
In a week, this list is going to grow more than tenfold. I can’t wait.
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Psst
Don’t tell anyone, but there’s a Tumblr bug that lets you get free Tumblarity.
All you have to do is rebl[EXCISED] something—it doesn’t matter what—but don’t [REDACTED] the post, just [NOTHING TO SEE HERE] it as a dr[SCENE MISSING]. You get three Tumblfnords each time.
Hope this [NOTIFYING AUTHORITIES PLEASE REMAIN SEATED]!
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Guitar Hero band names I've used
Dantera
The Danimals
Dan Yankees
Steely Daniel
Uncle Danny’s Scrum-Um-Umptious Fig Schmear & Grointment
How do I make "I THINK FROM NOT!!!" the new "I...
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Guys guys guys
Your Tumblarity goes up when likes, reblogs, etc. happen to things you post, and when you gain followers.
But here’s the catch: it goes back down a week later, when the points expire.
You don’t lose Tumblsauce in response to anything you do, as far as I can tell. So when you post something and lose 27 points right away it’s just a trick of the timing. It’s not because the...
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Don't you hate it
when people ask questions but don’t enable answers, forcing you to reblog them so they get more tumblaroni? How much do you hate that.
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“One day a group of yogurt executives decided to market a yogurt that makes you...”
– Cracked.com’s mini-review of Curling DS, in The Latest and Worstest Nintendo Games
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